Panel: Jeva and Sam confront Tritia in a room. Tritia is bleeding, but ze is sitting up from where ze fell.
TRITIA: So you thought you could kill me by shooting, did you? I must admit, I had higher hopes for you. I thought I was building my death traps for someone with CLASS.
SAM: Tritia, you can't win. Why don't you surrender now while you have the chance?
Panel: Tritia rolling zir eyes.
TRITIA: You want my surrender, eh? Have I become too much of an... inconvenience?
TRITIA: Oh, how my heart bleeds for you.
TRITIA (thinking): I can't believe they didn't realize that I have three hearts.
Panel: Jeva smacking zemself in the forehead. The fact that ze's still holding the katana doesn't seem to bother zem.
JEVA (thinking): Three hearts. Why didn't I think of that?
JEVA (thinking): (By the way, I can read minds.)
TRITIA: If only I'd been able to steal the Medusa's Head by now, all of this could have been avoided.
NARRATION: MEANWHILE!
Panel: A hall in a museum, with some statues. In the foreground is the stereotype of a dressed-up woman and man, in a dress and a suit respectively.
THE MAN: ...and, we made a vampire taxidermist very rich!
NARRATION: WHAT THE FRELL IS THIS NON SEQUITUR?!? FIND OUT IN OUR NEXT EPISODE!!!!!!!!!
(hide transcript)You read that right - Jeva's katana is so badass that it appears in front of thought bubbles, but ze's so badass that ze can smack zemself in the face with the hand that's holding it.
This one took me just under three hours to draw.
– Eli
Approximate readability: 8.81 (183 characters, 46 words, 2 sentences, 3.98 characters per word, 23.00 words per sentence)
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