One thing that never made it onto a page is the reason for the Time-Twister's clockwise spiral.
The Time-Twister has a tiny hourglass in the middle of the spiral (which has occasionally been visible, but is usually too small to see in the pictures). To activate it, you twist the hourglass in a counterclockwise direction. So the line is, “Whenever you try to turn back time, you only wind it tighter”.
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