This chapter's title is one of the few puns I have allowed myself.
(Since I'm designing Voldemort's Children to be a serious story with a grand sense of drama, I can't use most of the hilarious things that I think of while I'm writing it. This one was acceptable because the double-meaning of the name “Riddle” feeds into my themes, rather than being a distraction.)
Approximate readability: 10.05 (287 characters, 66 words, 3 sentences, 4.35 characters per word, 22.00 words per sentence)